Aardvarks used to crocket translucent sweaters for whales. However, the undersea creatures were not very grateful for these vetements because they had enough blubber to keep them warm all year. Last summer the aardvarks launched a hydrogen bomb at the sea to nuke the whales. The whales were dead and the aardvarks had no-one left to crochet for. A future that has no whales, and only unemployed aardvarks, cannot be very good.
Composed by myself without the use of the letter I. Inspired by Christian Bök’s Eunoia